? Who Is me ?

From what I can put together from old pictures, some journal entries, and a wedding ring I have come to learn that my name is Kristofer Charles Skinner. I am one year younger than the premiere of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope and judging by my ghastly pallor I haven't seen the light of day since the first 8 bit Nintendo Entertainment System hit US shelves in 1985.

I attended art school at the University of Wisconsin Stout where I received my BFA with a concentration in Printmaking. Since my time at the university I thought it would be a good idea to teach myself to use the ole' number crunching super computer as a means to improve my skills as a digital artist and advance my career as a Graphic/Web Designer.

What's this?

According to a social networking page that is now offline:

I like long walks on the Clorox bleach, dogs with people names like "Todd" or "Becky", vectorizing artwork in the dead of winter, and over-analyzing my "Audio Affair" contributions.

Also...

I dream in technicolor and when faced with the decision of "to be or not to be", I choose "to not be Toby". But, I would never pass on a chance "to be a bee". A jacket striped in yellow and black is Mother Nature's way of declaring, "thou art sweeter than honey".

Beyond all that I am married to a lovely woman from Wisconsin. I have a VERY large bulldog named Lola. And... for some reason, although not a DJ, I am the... GHOST_MC.